Michael Davis’ Writing Expedition Newsletter

Michael Davis’ Writing Expedition Newsletter

Blender

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Michael Davis
Jan 25, 2026
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“Something’s wrong with this blender. It won’t work. I think it hates me.”

“Why don’t you plug it in?”

“I never plug blenders in. My parents never plugged them in, either. That’s absurd. It’s possessed…

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