BlenderMichael DavisJan 25, 2026∙ Paid4Share“Something’s wrong with this blender. It won’t work. I think it hates me.”“Why don’t you plug it in?”“I never plug blenders in. My parents never plugged them in, either. That’s absurd. It’s possessed…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inPreviousNext